All I ever really want to know is how other people are making it through life—where do they put their body, hour by hour, and how do they cope inside of it.
"PRESIDENT OF POP!? I DON’T THINK SO."
"It’s a white man with a black man’s voice."
"Is he lip-syncing? Or… N’Syncing…?"
"GAGA isn’t wearing any clothes! What an idiot!"
"Who’s the dummy there?" -Re: Jaden Smith
"Why are her eyes half-closed? She looks a bit dopey" - Re: Rihanna
"English gay boys!" - Re: One Direction
"oOOO Katy Perry, what a good night! Not."
"Nope, no good" - Re: Miley Cyrus’ song
"These little kids told me that One Direction was the best band."
"If you close your eyes, he’s black" - Re: Macklemore
"It’s good to see songs"
"This is a nice song" - Re: Drake
"She doesn’t look too happy or interested because she knows what kind of bastard he is. That’s how it is." - Dad, re: Rihanna and Drake
"WHAT AN ENDING"
Samsung doesn’t see the difference between tablets and smartphones. It’s called the Galaxy Omega S4. This all the news about digital. That has nothing to do with the head page!
Holland. Cold froggy land they call it. Cold kikker land. Okay I’m right with my emails. Pain in the arse.
An auto is carrying a sex date. A sex date in a hotel is by two men finish in a bizarre way when one of the guys want to leave in the car his naked date jumped on the car. The driver would have stolen the wallet of the man in his naked outfit. AH IT WAS A GUY. Oh video let’s play it. I see nothing. What are you doing? Oh there’s a guy hanging on the car on the side. Look!
The anti-Thatcher song. What the hell? What a nonsense.
Where did Justin Bieber sleeping. Where did he sleep. He was for a little moment in the country and a search for the Canadian occurred. Where was he? Where was he sleeping? And.. perhaps… with who? Look at all the kids. It was the same as everywhere else. Looking for Bieber.
Harry Potter star Emma Watson shows in the movie the bling shows her NAUGHTY SIDE. She’s doing a pole dance. A stripper dance on the pole. You know, they hang on the pole and they go around. Get away you guys. There’s the girl. Emma Wat-sawn.
Dennis Rodman, back to North Korea. What a nonsense. This is Dutch ET.
Tom Cruise has a new lovey. I’m going to read it here. Olga. And with the film Oblivion, they make a lot of money. They made $61-million, that movie, in a week. At the number 1 spot. She’s a Hollywood reporter. Here she is.
“That psychic’s fake, anyone can be a psychic by just learning about those vibes.”
“He’s packing his polo shirts, of course…”
“She never even talked about him, did she?”
“Oh ohhh… money? Catholic? Catholic?”
“That’s the Russian one.”
“Oh it’s organic all, food!”
“Dick yourself another one?! Oh, dig”
“What the hell is this now?”
“That will serve them right!”
“Yeah right camping, look at that all the comfort.”
“Oh, she drives a Cadillac?”
“If they didn’t have Mary they wouldn’t know what to do”
“Those girls have nothing better to do than drink”
Falls asleep – The End.
"Who is this?"
"Gerard Butler. He’s kind of an arse."
"He looks like an arse, indeed."
—Dad and I watching David Letterman